…according to a 2 year old. As my wife and I entered the reception, my niece said to me: “What are you doing at my party?”. Needless to say, I put her straight.

Popularity: 100%

Kid A: What’s that mummy?
Mummy: That’s a crematorium.
Kid A: What’s a crematorium?
Mummy: It’s a place people go when they die.
Kid A: But I’ve seen people driving out of it.

Popularity: 12%

“I know why I get tired; because my legs are so small.”

Popularity: 12%