Category Archives: Quote of the day

…according to a 2 year old. As my wife and I entered the reception, my niece said to me: “What are you doing at my party?”. Needless to say, I put her straight.

Kid A: What’s that mummy? Mummy: That’s a crematorium. Kid A: What’s a crematorium? Mummy: It’s a place people go when they die. Kid A: But I’ve seen people driving out of it.

“I know why I get tired; because my legs are so small.”