Mine is Nick Owen’s. I was doing work experience at the BBC and I saw him buying a card in the BBC shop. When I told him that everyone missed “Good Morning…with Anne and Nick” he looked down and sighed “So do I…so do I”. He hasn’t been right since. Can you beat that for crapness?

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“I want to be original, just like everyone else.”

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Love frontman Arthur Lee passed away recently and my friends and I were talking about this in the pub:

Me: “How did he die?”

Friend 1: “I don’t know.”

Friend 2: “Well, he seemed fine to me when I saw him 3 years ago.”

We all laughed and then went home.

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