Monthly Archives: October 2005

Quotes from kids

Kid A: What’s that mummy? Mummy: That’s a crematorium. Kid A: What’s a crematorium? Mummy: It’s a place people go when they die. Kid A: But I’ve seen people driving out of it.

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Hitting new dull depths

Well, the 2 people who read this will be thrilled to find out that I have added a style sheet switcher to the website. This means that you can now change from the dull blue and brown site to a … Continue reading

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World Record!

I managed to have a shower yesterday in 2m 23.4secs. The shower involved a full hair wash and proper cleansing of all the important areas. Can anyone beat that? The good news is that, YES YOU CAN! I know this … Continue reading

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