Kid A: What’s that mummy?
Mummy: That’s a crematorium.
Kid A: What’s a crematorium?
Mummy: It’s a place people go when they die.
Kid A: But I’ve seen people driving out of it.

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Well, the 2 people who read this will be thrilled to find out that I have added a style sheet switcher to the website. This means that you can now change from the dull blue and brown site to a slighly less dull orangy site. It’s supposed to look like the cover of an old penguin book. Thanks for your time.

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I managed to have a shower yesterday in 2m 23.4secs. The shower involved a full hair wash and proper cleansing of all the important areas. Can anyone beat that? The good news is that, YES YOU CAN! I know this because I was hampered by a ’shampoo-in-eye’ incident as well as a ’slippery-soap’ mini-drama that cost me vital seconds. Also, I nearly fell.

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