…’Bog Trolls’. They’re those guys who seem to work in most gentlemen’s public lavatories who tempt you to get sprayed with cheap aftershave and buy lollipops with phrases like ‘Freshen up for the p*ssy’ (substitue the * for a vowel and stand well back) and ‘You never know’. In extreme cases they will move away from the sink and stand behind you while you are busy doing business.
The only way I can overcome this problem is by staging my own little ‘dirty protest’. I simply don’t wash my hands and then walk away. I urge you to do the same and claim back our once proud public lavatories.
This is probably not very politically correct but from a local visit to Nottingham I was warned about the BOG WOG’s before I went out.