Monthly Archives: September 2005

5 year olds know nothing

Apparently, your neck grows longer as you get older, or you might turn into Iron-Man. Learn some things about life from 5 year olds in this mini-pictoral tutorial.

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My New Fridge

I now have a lovely new fridge/freezer to keep food at the correct temperature for healthy consumption. I can now fit a bag of peas and 4 Chicken Kievs in the freezer compartment! To celebrate, I had a Chicken Kiev! … Continue reading

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The best programme on TV is…

…Animal Crime Scene. A poor sloth had been killed and ‘the team’ took it upon themselves to find out who commited this violent crime. Unfortunately the killer Margay and Piranha’s were never charged. Probably because they all look the same.

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Insider Knowledge

I did some market research the other day in order for a drinks firm to test the idea of producing their drink in a bottle rather than cans. I am not at liberty to say what the drink was, and … Continue reading

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Local News – ‘Worried by Rat Epidemic’

“…the car park and the footpath have a huge amount of rubbish and food debris such as a crisp and chocolate wrappers…”

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I get quite annoyed by…

…’Bog Trolls’. They’re those guys who seem to work in most gentlemen’s public lavatories who tempt you to get sprayed with cheap aftershave and buy lollipops with phrases like ‘Freshen up for the p*ssy’ (substitue the * for a vowel … Continue reading

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Peter Simon is a clown(?)

If you are of a certain vintage, the name Peter Simon will mean something to you. He’s the man who used to fall over ‘gunge’ a lot in Double Dare. The debate that raging through our office is whether he … Continue reading

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