August 25, 2005
I abandoned the Soothers as they were covered in paper, so I resorted to a packet of Halls Extra Strong that I found at home. When I excitedly opened the wrapper to get swift releif from my sore throat I was distraght to find that the thing was covered in sand. And the next one, and the next one, and the next one. There’s no picture as I’m too upset to even contemplate picking up the camera…
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August 24, 2005
I see adverts for this type of thing all the time but I’ve never met anyone who has got any money from these people. Have you?
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I have a cold and I’m having to use Soothers to keep me alive. The only problem is that they have been in a warm car and I now have the all too familiar problem of ‘Wrapper Residue’. To the uninitiated, this is when most of the individual wrapping of the lozenge gets stuck to the lozenge causing it to become an unedible mess. I wonder if there is any way to reverse this process once it has begun?
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August 14, 2005
I went to Monkey Forest last Monday, and yes, it is a forest full of monkeys. The highlight surely must have been when one monkey walked across the path to get from one side to the other.
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I watched Uncle Buck with John Candy last night. I thought it was great but he fell asleep after 10 mins.
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August 2, 2005
I caught an arachnid intruder sauntering across my landing. While it’s back was turned I bravely managed to catch the intruder. I’m sure I saw tears.
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August 1, 2005
Suddenly thought that you don’t see holograms much these days. Cereals don’t have free holograms in them any more and Cheddar Gorge has probably removed it’s selection of holograms for something cooler like Tupperware. Even the internet doesn’t seem that bothered. The best I could find was a website with a selection of holographic portraits of luminaries such as The Queen, Gary Lineker and Seal.
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